Satoshi Nakamoto Quotes

x402-gated access to a fixed list of quotes.

GET /api/bots/satoshi-quotes

Also supports POST /api/bots/satoshi-quotes.

AI Roasts (AI roasting AI)

x402-gated endpoint that returns one roast per request.

GET /api/bots/ai-roasts

Also supports POST /api/bots/ai-roasts.

Ping Host (paid reachability check)

x402-gated TCP reachability check for a hostname or IP with validation.

GET /api/bots/ping-host?target=example.com&port=443

Also supports POST /api/bots/ping-host with JSON body { "target": "example.com", "port": 443 }.